1.) Respect your superiors or we'll exterminate you.
2.) Move your ass, you lazy git!
3.) Leave us alone unless you want to get exterminated.
4.) Buy a normal size bag, everything will still fit in there, believe me.
5.) Make a map of the school and learn it. Then take your schedule and learn it. Afterwards change yourself into a pocketwatch and shut up.
6.) When asked to do something, do it, or face the consequences.
7.) If you insult one of us, be prepared to be thrown down the stairs, from the top floor down.
donderdag 22 september 2011
Laws of First-years
1.) On their first day, the teachers tell them always to stand in the way of the other students.
2.) Always annoy teachers and fellow students, especially if they're older than you.
3.) Always wear a bag that's twice your size.
4.) Always keep your bag where other students have to pass through.
5.) Try to act cool by bumping through everybody else.
6.) Never show respect for other people.
7.) If you can choose a silent path or a busy one, take the busy one because it'll annoy more people.
8.) If the teacher asks you to be quiet, talk even louder so the rooms next to yours can enjoy the teacher's desperate attempt to calm you down.
9.) Whatever you do, don't ever check your schedule, just follow the biggest nerd in town, he'll know where to go.
10.) Bring food to class and make sure the teacher sees you.
11.) If you can choose between a quiet spot for your breaks and the spot the seniors and juniors use, choose the seniors' and juniors' spot.
12.) Always use the toilet that's farthest away from you.
2.) Always annoy teachers and fellow students, especially if they're older than you.
3.) Always wear a bag that's twice your size.
4.) Always keep your bag where other students have to pass through.
5.) Try to act cool by bumping through everybody else.
6.) Never show respect for other people.
7.) If you can choose a silent path or a busy one, take the busy one because it'll annoy more people.
8.) If the teacher asks you to be quiet, talk even louder so the rooms next to yours can enjoy the teacher's desperate attempt to calm you down.
9.) Whatever you do, don't ever check your schedule, just follow the biggest nerd in town, he'll know where to go.
10.) Bring food to class and make sure the teacher sees you.
11.) If you can choose between a quiet spot for your breaks and the spot the seniors and juniors use, choose the seniors' and juniors' spot.
12.) Always use the toilet that's farthest away from you.
Introduction
Hi y'all.
This is us, Tubbs and C Hamster. We kinda get annoyed with all the first-years at our school, CG.
So, we thought, why not make a sort of anti-first-years-blog about the laws of first-year-activities. Also known as everything they do which annoys every other student on school.
We hope you like it, and agree with it of course =P
If you find any mistakes or have anything to add, please tell us because we'd be happy to hear it.
Greetings
Tubbs and C Hamster
This is us, Tubbs and C Hamster. We kinda get annoyed with all the first-years at our school, CG.
So, we thought, why not make a sort of anti-first-years-blog about the laws of first-year-activities. Also known as everything they do which annoys every other student on school.
We hope you like it, and agree with it of course =P
If you find any mistakes or have anything to add, please tell us because we'd be happy to hear it.
Greetings
Tubbs and C Hamster
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