Laws of First-years

1.) On their first day, the teachers tell them always to stand in the way of the other students.

2.) Always annoy teachers and fellow students, especially if they're older than you.

3.) Always wear a bag that's twice your size.

4.) Always keep your bag where other students have to pass through.

5.) Try to act cool by bumping through everybody else.

6.) Never show respect for other people.

7.) If you can choose a silent path or a busy one, take the busy one because it'll annoy more people.

8.) If the teacher asks you to be quiet, talk even louder so the rooms next to yours can enjoy the teacher's desperate attempt to calm you down.

9.) Whatever you do, don't ever check your schedule, just follow the biggest nerd in town, he'll know where to go.

10.) Bring food to class and make sure the teacher sees you.

11.) If you can choose between a quiet spot for your breaks and the spot the seniors and juniors use, choose the seniors' and juniors' spot.

12.) Always use the toilet that's farthest away from you.