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donderdag 22 september 2011

Our Laws of First-years

1.) Respect your superiors or we'll exterminate you.

2.) Move your ass, you lazy git!

3.) Leave us alone unless you want to get exterminated.

4.) Buy a normal size bag, everything will still fit in there, believe me.

5.) Make a map of the school and learn it. Then take your schedule and learn it. Afterwards change yourself into a pocketwatch and shut up.

6.) When asked to do something, do it, or face the consequences.

7.) If you insult one of us, be prepared to be thrown down the stairs, from the top floor down.

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